The Attic

[bingo]

Do not belittle my achievement. I just died a little inside.

Oh, whoops. I'm sorry! Reading it back it did come across as a bit rude... Accidental belittlement retracted.

Oh, no, mate, I was joking I didn't actually die a little bit inside... to be honest, I think that's a bit of a hyperbole -shifty look-

HTML is all right, for me ^_^ AH was the first site I learned it on though, being 13 and all, so it was an achievement at the time. Now I'm forced to code like a pro because Fictionpress is being really annoying these days and doesn't show anything except html when I'm editing things... </rant> (see?! SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!)

Now I really want to read AI, why didn't you like it Bingo?!

I will be very honest here.

AI was terrible. I'm not saying that in an I'm-so-modest way. I mean, I'm not at all modest. Really. I can tell you that TSYSK was all right (not great, frankly appalling in the beginning, melodramatic and cheesy in parts, but it's all right for a romance), CoaMV is quite good, in my own extravagant opinion, A Hug from Death is possibly the best thing I've written so far, with the exception of HoH (where the writing is probably my best work, but the plot requires some work) and some of my other oneshots (The Magic Parchment, Right Off the Donkey) are pretty good. And my parodies don't completely suck (the later ones, at least.)

There you go. Complete honesty, no modesty, no travesty and... I ran out rhymes. Er, where was I?

Oh, yeah. So, I'm not being modest when I tell you... AI was very, very bad. It was the first thing I'd ever written, I made up the plot as I went along, and it featured a lot of terrible grammar and guns and superpowers because I am quite a violent writer. I think the board members enjoyed it some because I included them in it, and I guess it's good that I wrote it because it encouraged me to write more and the more I wrote the more I improved (at least, I really do hope I improved).

So that's that about AI xD And I'm so quoting this in the future when people ask me about it...

[gypolord]

As I recall I was in AI as a photokinetic. That was cool.

A hug from Death was the greatest thing. I loved that so much.

[Rider rules]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead. Just really obsessed with Simple Plan!

[bingo]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead. Just really obsessed with Simple Plan!

Oh man, I used to really like Simple Plan. Although, didn't they have the most emo song EVER?DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE BREAKING DOWN, DO YOU EVER FEEL OUT OF PLACE, LIKE SOMEHOW YOU JUST DON'T BELONG AND NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU

I feel like an obligatory 'waaah!' should be added onto the end of each line...

As I recall I was in AI as a photokinetic. That was cool.

A hug from Death was the greatest thing. I loved that so much.

Why thank you :')

And yeah, I think you were. Not that I would have known the term.

[scorpiash]

Ha ha ha! Yeah those lyrics aren't the most subtle lyrics in the world, but they do have some good songs.

[bingo]

(Actually, okay, I took the liberty of adding 'Waah' to the end of every other line, because, you know, I have a ton of work to do, so naturally this is what I do. Look how funny it is:)


Do you ever feel like breaking down? (Waah!)
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you (WAAAH!)
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me (-incoherent sobbing-)

To be hurt (Wah!)
To feel lost (Waah!)
To be left out in the dark (WAAAAH!)
To be kicked when you're down (Waah!)
To feel like you've been pushed around (WAAAAAH!)
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

No one ever lied straight to your face
No one ever stabbed you in the back (WAAH!)
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay (WAAAAAAH!)
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
Never had to work it was always there (Waaah.)
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be hurt
To feel lost (waah?)
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)

No you don't know what it's like (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life

... and, like, it ends with a giant sobfest like the end of Can You Feel the Love Tonight in Lion King.

That said, they do have a few good songs ^_^

[scorpiash]

Ah, you just made my morning Bingo. I'll have to remember that as a procrastination technique: make fun of emo songs!

[Schadenfreude]

Oh dear God. Bingo. Bingo.


My day is now complete.

[gypolord]

As I recall I was in AI as a photokinetic. That was cool.

A hug from Death was the greatest thing. I loved that so much.

Why thank you :')

And yeah, I think you were. Not that I would have known the term.

You're Welcome. I'm pretty sure you got all of my feedback on that in real time so I shall say no more. Except for: Everybody read this right now. I'm Serious. It'll make you cry. If you haven't LOL'd in a while you will do so while reading this story. Click. You know you want to. You know you need to. You know you have to.

Also you wouldn't know the term because I just made it up.

[Pedro-ologist]

Dani would probably declare that I make a whole load of typoes.

That made my morning. So witty!

[bingo]

Wahey, I just walked into the Attic and everyone is praising me xD I love it when that happens!

Oh dear God. Bingo. Bingo.


My day is now complete.

Mission accomplished!

Ah, you just made my morning Bingo. I'll have to remember that as a procrastination technique: make fun of emo songs!

I think that's probably some of the best procrastination I've ever done. It certainly beats out stalking 1D.

As I recall I was in AI as a photokinetic. That was cool.

A hug from Death was the greatest thing. I loved that so much.

Why thank you :')

And yeah, I think you were. Not that I would have known the term.

You're Welcome. I'm pretty sure you got all of my feedback on that in real time so I shall say no more. Except for: Everybody read this right now. I'm Serious. It'll make you cry. If you haven't LOL'd in a while you will do so while reading this story. Click. You know you want to. You know you need to. You know you have to.

Also you wouldn't know the term because I just made it up.

Thanks for the link, dear :') Pity everyone here's already read it... it seems like such a waste of effort. But that is amazing propaganda!

Dani would probably declare that I make a whole load of typoes.

That made my morning. So witty!

...

...

I feel really really really embarrassed right now, because you know, I've made a whole lot of witty posts recently but I haven't got a clue why that amused you. Except, you know, unless that's why. Because, you know, it's true. The other day, I said "gorgot" instead of "forgot" and Dani wouldn't live it down for hours.

[Pedro-ologist]

I have decided I will now re-read AI! YAY

[bingo]

You're not going to answer my question, are you?

JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAY, THAT'S OK.

[Pedro-ologist]

I found it funny because you had a typo in the word typo! So fitting!

savvy?

[bingo]

THE PLURAL OF TYPO /IS/ TYPOES. THAT WAS NOT A TYPO. LIKE... POTATOES AND TOES.


EDIT// Okay, after a cursory Google Search, I have come to the conclusion that while the internet agrees with you... the internet is wrong. It's definitely typoes. Like canoes.

EDIT// I'm not making snese anymore (I did that on purpose so HA) but it's 5 a.m. and I have glitter on my fingers whilst I type. Also glitter on my keyboard. So meh.