I SAW NEW MOON TODAY!!!! ~Spoilers Ahead ~ Ohkay. Can i first just say: T A Y L O R L A U T N E R / J A C O B B L A C K <3 <3 <3
I'm sorry. I'm not a Twifreak. I wouldn't go shrieking "Marry me!" after him ... But seriously. He's hot. I don't think i paid attention to a thing he actually
said ... i mean, it was seriously like me and Tia sitting in the theatre chanting "hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot!" ... and then, when we saw him as a wolf "awawawawaw (Me: He looks a lot like Bingo!) awawawaw cutecute awaw!"
And then, when Bella cut her head open and he took off his shirt i was like: HAAAAA!
.... and then it was kinda awkward 'cause the entire theatre heard me and burst out laughing xD
Erm *clears throat* uh. Yeah. The actual review ...
Things i Liked About New Moon the Movie:- It was definitely better than Twilight. The change of director helped it along tremendously.
- Jacob/ Taylor Lautner.
- You could almost
see Kristen and Robert Pattinson attempting to do a better job at acting. They kind of failed, but in their defense the script sucked.
- Jacob/ Taylor Lautner
- They stuck to the book well, as a book/movie adaption it could have been far worse, but it was actually pretty good.
- Jacob/ Taylor Lautner
- The Volturi bit was done well enough. I mean, it could have been worse.
- Jacob/ Taylor Lautner
- The wolves! The first glimpse of them when Bella was crunched up in the foetal position ... man, that was awesome. They were extraordinarily well-done, especially after the cheesy special effects of Twilight.
- Jacob/ Taylor Lautner
- Well-cast. Wolves done well, Emily okay, Emmett awesome per usual xD
Things i Didn't Like About New Moon:
- Edward. I know he didn't have much to work with, but there was something /off/ about him this time. His skin looked powdery and he just seemed ugly and ... urgh. Maybe its in comparison to Jacob?
- The acting in general. It was better than Twilight, but compared to any other movie, the acting in New Moon is kind of mediocre. Yes, even Jacob, though it pains me to admit it. He was the best of them though.
- These sappy Bella bits that just seemed to drag on. Even with Jacob (i don't remember what he was actually saying) but it was boring, "I'll be there for you" cliche sort of crap, that i suppose they had to add because of the book. It was still kinda dull though.
I don't think the Edward proposing thing ruined it at all .. it's in sync with the book and it makes for a mildly amusing ending
