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luke8889
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^^it's awesome^^


« Reply #615 on: December 18, 2011, 09:19:02 AM »

i kept calling my brother a LOL and he started crying (he was only Cool
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just some s*** I was going through
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Kaurageous_rocks
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I can resist everything except temptation... 東方神起


« Reply #616 on: December 18, 2011, 02:18:31 PM »

Was that a joke, or are you actually serious?  undecided cheesy

quite a high chance it was true
cos it does happen, older people think it means lots of love younger think of it a laugh out loud :/
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« Reply #617 on: December 18, 2011, 10:28:58 PM »

I suppose that scenario would be even worse (but funnier) if the sender's nickname or initials were JK i.e. Sorry but you cat Muffins is dead. Lol JK
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« Reply #618 on: December 18, 2011, 11:05:07 PM »

ouch that is painful for the receiver >.<

and look at these anagrams
really epic stuff
A Decimal Point    I'm a Dot in Place
Alec Guinness           Genuine Class
Contradiction           Accord not in it
Dormitory             Dirty Room
Eleven plus two   Twelve plus one
Mother-in-law           Woman Hitler
Princess Diana   Ascend in Paris
Semolina                   Is No Meal
Slot Machines            Cash Lost in 'em
Snooze Alarms   Alas! No More Z's
The Earthquakes   That Queer Shake
The Morse Code   Here Come Dots
The Public Art Galleries    Large Picture Halls, I Bet
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« Reply #619 on: December 18, 2011, 11:18:12 PM »

Wow that is clever!
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alwaysalexrider
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« Reply #620 on: December 19, 2011, 12:41:37 AM »

Was that a joke, or are you actually serious?  undecided cheesy
I'm serious, that wasn't just a joke!

This kid in my social studies class did a project and at the end of the power point he put 'Thanks for watching:D' and my social studies teacher goes "Whats 'thanks for watching D'?" My whole class burst out laughing then some one said that it was a sideways smiley face so he turned his head sideways and went Oooohh I see. cheesy It was hallarious!
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« Reply #621 on: December 19, 2011, 08:14:06 AM »

Yeah I've had the happen to me too!
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« Reply #622 on: December 23, 2011, 02:50:33 PM »

I've got a joke its a hubby/wifey joke and its a bit dirty but not in the sense that theres swear words. If its too bad you can remove it, anyway here it is:

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude

 
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« Reply #623 on: December 23, 2011, 06:22:41 PM »

I LOVE scaring my sister! It's so funny! She started CRYING when I did the this:

One night she was sleeping in my room on my top bunk (haha she gets the worst matress) and went down to complain when I laughed, claiming it was 'scary'.
I got my alien zapper gun thingy and hid under my duvet (I looked SO obvious!) and then she walked back into the room.
I jumped out from under the cover, and went RAAAH while firing the gun, which made a 'phsooo!' noise.
She SCREAMED and burst into tears!!!! hahahaha!
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« Reply #624 on: December 31, 2011, 07:25:19 PM »

Happy New Year!!!!!
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« Reply #625 on: December 31, 2011, 10:59:37 PM »

Happy New Year!!!!!

Happy New Year to you too!!!

If you want to chat a bit with everyone, the attic is the best place to do it, as it doesn't have a specific topic like this one does  cheesy
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ColinHexr
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AH and AR and the FIVE rox! :-P


« Reply #626 on: November 20, 2012, 02:06:46 PM »

A-Dont you want to go to the beach?
B-No
A-Are you shore?
B-Yes,you sea i hate the beach.
A-Why, scared of the little waves?
B-Dont be such a beach.
A-Oh crab Mums calling, better go.
BAD BEACH PUNS. grin
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« Reply #627 on: November 21, 2012, 12:33:52 AM »

Those remind me of the jokes my geography teacher tells the class - he starts off every lesson with "a greeting and a bad joke"
It's a cool tradition... If only the jokes weren't so painful  cheesy
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« Reply #628 on: November 21, 2012, 06:44:10 PM »

OMG, my old Earth Science teacher used to do that....Lrd it was awful!! And then we had to pretend to laugh hysterically so that we'd get As...

What do you guys think of paraprosdokians?! I have a total obsession!!
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« Reply #629 on: November 22, 2012, 04:15:13 AM »

My English teacher in year 10 used to tell us a joke and a riddle every lesson, but they were always pretty great and she was a brilliant teacher so we all enjoyed it.

Especially the riddles. A lot of the riddles I know are from having her for a term and a half.

We were really upset when she had to go back to Canada. She was only there on teacher exchange, and her replacement sucked.
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