you write for fanfic? if it has a lot of torture (or moderate amount of torture) i will read it.
Yessiry, Bob! I do write fanfics! And I have made a point to fill them with torture! *cackles evilly* You's can find me at the penname of Legolas Thranduilion at fanfiction.net!
*dances* I'm the most evil! I'm the most evil! I'm the most evil! *cackles and goes off to torture Alex*
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!