Haha, that's funny. I should totally try that. It's fun when it's numb.
For Christmas every year, my mum isn't really sure what to get us, so we pick whatever, she buys it and wraps it up, then we pretend to be surprised... This year, I chose this:
http://www.paperblanks.com/uk/en/collections/1/filtered?collection_id=251#1793I think it is really pretty, but I don't kow what to use it for. It'd look amazing on a bookshelf though...