What would happen if Harry Potter, Alex Rider and the Po5 characters met?

[arrowsong]

OMFG that is so brilliant. Pure brilliance. HONESTLY. The tea thing was CLASSIC!! And 'Give me a massive bath then sure thing.' 'You'd need a huge plughole.' made me laugh until I cried. Seriously. Still wiping away tears.

[Rayray. M]

I know! so funny   
I was just rereading the first topic and there is a really good one near the start

[MadCatta]

cheers rayray and arrow!

and rayray, quote it! we're running out of humour here! unfortunately my main scenario ideas go into the fanfiction.

[Rayray. M]

Its by allUK3473
heres a link!
http://anthonyhorowitz.com/msgboard/index.php/topic,3047.720.html

[Kaurageous_rocks]

tht was funny XD
honestly cracked me up 

[Rayray. M]

yeah we need more parodies about harry potter the five and alex! they're just so funny

[MadCatta]

*sigh*

[retake of meeting]
Harry: Hermione... Where the hell is Ron?
Hermione: YOU LOST HIM?!
Harry: he lost himself...
Hermione: ...
Hermione: *sigh*
[Ron bursts in]
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (and etc)
Harry: ...
Hermione: What, Ron? You haven't seen Voldemort have you?
Ron: Giant -gasp- bloody massive -gasp- spider.... *shudders*
Harry: *sigh*
Hermione: *sigh*
Harry: We're going to need a glass.
[Massive spider Old One bursts in]
Harry: Ok, a pretty big glass....

ok, it wasn't really a meeting... damnit! i wanna put this in my parody now!

[Kaurageous_rocks]

lol it is funn though XD

[sandy]

if they met dont you think the villians would get along and the good gyes may fight to be the best hero of them alll?
or they could all try to fight their own battle alone then end up have to fight the winner till the world is kida like ruled eaither by good or evil not both

[arrowsong]

LOOOOL MC that was EXCELLENT I cracked up at '*sigh* We're gonna need a glass...'
brilliance

[Kaurageous_rocks]

somone try something with alex and scar both being sarcastic and annoying each other

[MysteryGirl]

ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOSE!   Matt would start dueling Harry.  Scarlette and Jamie would start shouting at Hermione and Ron.  Scott and Pedro would start fighting Alex.  I don't know who'd win between them all.

They all end up getting thrown through time.  They land on a beach in Spain. There is a light breeze blowing.

Harry:  Where are we?
*They got to their feet*
Matt:  I don't know.
Scarlette:  Matt? 
*Scarlette points to Voldemort, Chaos, and Julia Rothman. 
Matt: *sigh*
Harry: What on Earth?  Why is Voldy here?
Voldemort:  STOP CALLLING ME VOLDY!
Harry:  Sorry, keep your wig on.
Harry laughs.
Voldemort: Oi!
Hermione: Harry, Alex and the Five are here.
Harry:  Don?t you think I noticed that?
Jamie: Who the hell is she?
*Jamie points to Julia*
Julia:  I?m from Scorpia.
Scott:  What the hell is that?
Alex:  They?re after me.  Who?s he?
*Alex points to Voldemort*
Harry:  Sorry, he's after me, Hermione and Ron.  Hang on, where is Ron?
*Ron comes fallling out te sky and lands ontop of Matt*
Matt: OI!
*Matt uses his power to send Rom flying at Harry, who gets knocked over by the force.  They all stand up.*
Ron: Oi1  Who do you think you are?
Matt:  Matt.
Ron:  Oh, ha, ha!
Scarlette:  What happened anyway?  We were fighting him.
*She points to Chaos*
Harry:  We were fighting him.
*Harry points to Voldemort*
Alex:  And I was running away from her.
*He points to Julia*
Matt:  OK, let?s take this one step at a time.
*Ron suddenly jumps on him.*
Hermione:  Ron, what are you doing?
Ron:  He nicked my wand!
Matt:  Why would I nick your wand?  I have my own power, you know.
*Harry pulls Ron off of Matt.  Matt stands up*
Matt:  Thank you.
The world started to spin.  The sky went dark, and the sand and water disappeared.   Matt yelled out and was thrown on the floor.  Everyone else managed to stand.  There was a crack and the sky was ripped open.  Voldemort, Chaos and Julia were pulled in.  The crack repaired itself and daylight came back.  Matt got to his feet.
Matt:  What happened?
Scarlette:  I don?t know.  Maybe it was because all of us were here.  Maybe they?re Gatekeepers as well.
Matt:  No, there was only went to be five.  They couldn?t be.
Jamie:  But, that happened in the past.  When I fought and made the first gate.  The sky opened and sucked them all in.
Scott:  Whatever happened and happened.  We can?t bring them back.
Alex:  But she was the head of Scorpia.  She can?t have disappeared.  What will I tell MI6?
Pedro:  Tell them what happened.  They won?t believe you, but it will make and interesting meeting.
Harry:  Look, we have to go.  How do we get home?  We don?t know how we got here.
Matt:  I don?t know, do I?  Just wish or something.  We can?t teleport, you know.
Alex closed his eyes and wished.  He disappeared.
Harry:  That?s it!  Just wish!  We all wished that are problems could be solved and they did.  OK, see ya.
Harry, Ron and Hermione closed their eyes and disappeared.
Matt signaled for the Five to do the same.  They disappeared.  Leaving the sun to shine alone on the sand.

Ok, I know it was crap, I had this really good thing and I forgot it.  Sorry, guys.

EDIT by Bingo: Hey, i edited the 4 time repeat and double post for you but please dont do it again!

[MadCatta]

Why did you repeat it 4 times?
oh, i've updated finally/. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4841525/1/PO5_AR_HP_Funny

Good.. cept for the repeat. and double post.

[gatekeeper96]

MC.... i loved it. i almost cried laughing. my sissi read it now that she's getting into Po5 and we were then telling it to my parents and... oh my god.

[arrowsong]

MC - LMAO! Hahaha squee at being mentioned XD

that was really classic. Loved AR and the NHS. Laughlaughlaugh.

Okay, so, I was bored...
This is kind of more serious than what you guys do, but if I imagine stuff with the characters like this it stays kind of intense and contextual... Im useless at flippant and bizarre.


Matt and Jamie burst into the room just as Harry, Ron and Hermione burst in through another door.

All stop in surprise.

Matt: Who are you?!
Harry: Harry Potter.
Jamie: Wow, seriously?
Harry: (surprised) Er, yeah.
Ron: (roughly) Who're you?
Matt: I'm Matt.
Ron: (rather smugly) Never heard of ya.
Matt: (grimly) Good.
Ron: *blinks*

Hermione: *clears throat, nervous* Uh, can we focus, please?
Matt: What's going on?
Hermione: *hesitates* Bad people are looking for us.
Matt: *snorts* Ha. Join the club.
Ron, surprised: You Know Who's after you too?
Jamie: Trust me, we have much bigger problems than old Voldy.
Ron: *makes strangled noise*
Hermione: *squeaks*
Harry: *stares*
Matt: (smiles faintly at their expressions) You don't wanna know.
Harry: Voldy?!?
Jamie: *glances at Matt* (murmurs) Oops?
Matt: *checks behind him* We need to move.
Hermione: Look, we need to think this through. You guys came in through there -
Jamie: Yeah, you really don't want to go back down that hall.
Hermione: And we're trying to get away from what's out there. *gestures*
Ron: So that leaves -
All turn to the third and final door to the room.
Harry: *steps forward.* Okay -

Door bursts open as Alex is thrown backwards through it. He rolls out of the way the instant he hits the floor. Bullets smash into the ground where he just was.

Jamie: *steps quickly forward, throws out a hand.* Stop.
The gunfire stops. Jamie concentrates. There's the sound of men outside falling to the floor.
Ron: *staring at Jamie* Blimey.
Alex: *scrambles to his feet* Who're you?
Jamie: *points excitedly* That's Harry Potter!
Alex: Wow, seriously?
Harry: *rolls his eyes*

Hermione: (to Jamie) how did you do that?
Jamie: *winks* Magic.
Alex: *sighs heavily* Oh, you have got to be kidding me...
Hermione: (ignoring Alex) How? That's not possible, you -
Matt: Don't have a wand?
Hermione: (exchanges glances with Harry and Ron) Er, right.
Matt: Yeah, our power works a bit differently to yours.
Harry: What do you mean?
Matt: All three doors are out, right?
Hermione: *glances at Alex* I think we've established that.
Matt: *turns to the one blank wall*

Matt concentrates for a moment, then makes a forceful pulling gesture with his hands. The wall explodes inwards, crumbling into powder.

Harry: *blinks, his hair white with plaster dust.* (stunned) Wow.
Hermione: (amazed, but trying to be disapproving) That's not exactly subtle.
Matt: *shrugs apologetically* We don't have time for subtle.
Alex: *strides past them, starts climbing over the wreckage.* You can say that again.
Jamie: Why? What're you here for?
Alex: Oh, you know... evil to defeat... world to save...
All: *roll eyes* Tell me about it!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think HP and co came out a little useless there, but hey, this is a AH forum

Just on a random side note, here's something to impress your friends with. Avada kedavra is an old spell thing from Aramaic and means may the thing be destroyed. It's also probably where abracadabra came from. Cool huh?!?!