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Author Topic: What would happen if Harry Potter, Alex Rider and the Po5 characters met?  (Read 26181 times)
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« on: March 29, 2009, 03:11:50 AM »
Link to previous topic: --> http://anthonyhorowitz.com/msgboard/index.php/topic,3047.0.html

Let hilarity ensue.
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 09:53:26 AM »
yay for hilarity... this post is pretty pointless to every oneless but it makes the thread more accsible to me. so suck it up...

anywho... BOT
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 11:30:19 AM »
where were we?

ahh yes, a beach in hawaii...
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 05:50:20 PM »
wait, what? a beach in hawaii? huh?
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 01:13:18 AM »
haha sorry I made a comment ages back... the old ones, voldemort and all the evil AR villains would, if they all co-existed, get so caught up trying to best each other our heroes could lax out on the beach and let them fight it out between themselves haha
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 02:53:28 AM »
Ah yes ...

Alex: Voldemort? And what exactly is Voldemort compared to scorpia?

Voldemort [looks outraged]: What on Earth?! You, Alexander Rider, are making a huge mistake here.

Harry [interjecting]: Yeah, dude, Voldy's like, totally, awesome as a bad guy. Trust me.

Alex [sneers]: Yeah, right. You think you're cooler than Julia Rothman?

Matt [entering conversation]: Oi! everyone forget about Kay here?

Alex and Harry: Kay?

Chaos [deeply hurt]: What, has nobody heard of me?

Voldemort: You stay out of this! Wait until i get it over with this so-called Scorpia!

Chaos [looking alarmed]: Scorpia? There's a Scorpia too? Oh, crud, more competition. And who is this Voldebort person anyway?

Voldemort: I have never been so insulted in my life! Why you - why - why ...

Alex [absently]: Why - why - why did the chicken cross the road?

[Voldemort breathes heavily through his little nose, Chaos roars, Julia Rothman clickey-clacks in on high heels and they start squabbling]

Alex [to Harry]: i say, there's an IMAX theatre down the road to pass the time while these three warm up for us ...

Matt: Hey, i'm coming too! Aliens Vs Monsters is out!

[All three turn around to look at Voldemort, Chaos and Julia Rothman]

Harry: On second thought, Aliens Vs Monsters is right here in front of us.

xD i'm really bored, in case you cant tell ... and that was terrible but Arrow, that's a good idea ... ^^
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 01:51:55 PM »
that was hilarious, "Aliens vs Monsters is right here in front of us" LOL!!!!!

hmmm its a funny thought but I dont think its so easy to write as a parody, cos theres not really much potential for funny dialogue, it was more the comedy of the actual concept - the image of them all in surf shorts and sunnies laxed out on beach chairs... passing the time...
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 06:22:08 PM »
hmmm....

[all good guys lounging on the beach]
Jack: Man, this is the life.
[drinks *insert fancy alcoholic drink*]
Scarlett: No Chaos (in both senses) , no Voldy guy, no Scorpions..
Alex: OK, first its Scorpia, second, agree totally.
[stretches and falls asleep]
Matt: Scarl, little less cloud please.
[Cloud moves away]
Jack, Matt & Pedro: mmmmm...
CRACK
[Voldy, Scorpia and Chaos appear]
[all look at them]
Alex (yes, he woke up): great.
[V,S,C move nearer and taunt them]
Jack: ignore them. they;ll get bored eventually.
[20 minutes later]
Voldy: you know, we could always enjoy the sunshine while its here....
Chaos: I must admit, it has been a while since i last was in the sun....
Voldy [yells]: anyone have any suncream? i burn easily.
[Jack throws it]
Voldy: who wants to do my back?


...
whatever.... i tried.
i had a better idea, but forgot it half way through. grr...
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 10:57:30 PM »
xD thanks arrow ...

and that was utterly hilarious MC! ^^ ''anyone want to do my back'' *cracks up*
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 08:17:44 AM »
hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that brought tears to my eyes Caity.

and brilliant bingo!
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 05:24:15 PM »
XD
cheers.

and i forgot to say.... bingo, yours is foony... i never said XD
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2009, 10:39:14 PM »
l.m.a.O!!!!!!!

that was classic MC wink
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 03:13:20 AM »
xD thanks MC and gypo cheesy

i try lol.

Hey, Arrow, you got any?
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 01:03:45 PM »
lol both of them were funny XD
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 09:49:29 PM »
aww nooo dont point at mee...
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