Link to I Wrote Harry Potter:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4791535/1/I_Wrote_Harry_PotterI Wrote Harry Potter: The comically written story of Lara, a devious girl who is accidentally sent back in time and decides to write Harry Potter before JK Rowling. Only it's not as easy as she thought it'd be...
Excerpt: I panted, my lungs burning with every breath. I really needed to get past that.
'' Did we lose 'em?'' I managed to say between pants.
Mickey was staring at me curiuosly.'' Yeah, 'course, but?do you have asthma or something?''
'' No,'' I said faintly, trying to breathe deeply. Instead, I was breathing like an old dog.
'' Then why are you all tired?'' demanded Mickey, tilting his head to one side.
'' Just?exhausted?running,'' I explained, coughing. Ow, my poor lungs. How they burned.
'' So you're just really unfit?'' he said, comprehension dawning, and I shot him a dirty look.
'' No,'' I said hoar$ely, with as much indignance as I could muster.'' I am not unfit. Just lazy.''
'' That's even worse, isnt it?'' he said with a raised eyebrow and I decided I definitely did not like Mickey.
'' No, its not!'' I snapped, and took a deep breath to yell again.'' And its none of your business!''
'' Ooh, touchy,'' he said enthusiastically.'' I definitely hit a nerve!''
I grunted ? Mickey and I were not going to get along.
Link to If Harry Potter, Alex Rider and The P05 Characters Met Parodies (published by dani dearest ^^):
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4444729/1/The_Longest_Short_Story_EverMy Parodies: Basically made for this board. It's supposed to be funny, featuring characters from Harry Potter, the Power of Five and Alex Rider.
Excerpt:
Jamie groans. ?But this is crazy! I can hear everyone?s thoughts!?
?Really?? says Matt with interest. ?How bad is it??
Jamie scowls then bellows, ?Matt, some girl in Madagascar wants a pony for her birthday. Why would I want to know about some girl in Madagascar who wants a pony for her birthday? Do I look like I want to know about some girl in Madagascar who wants a pony for her birthday? I shouldn?t be able to read the thoughts of some girl in Madagascar who wants a pony for her birthday!?
?Ouch, mate,? says Matt, but he can't hide the smirk on his face.
Jamie shudders, turning green.
?What is it??
?Honeymoon,? he chokes and Matt winces sympathetically, still struggling not to laugh.
Now Jamie moans and clutches his stomach.
?What now??
?Somebody is throwing up in Malaysia...?
?Oh, ewwwww!?
?YUCK!?
?What now?!?
?Some guy in Texas is eating worms!?
?Oh, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!?
Jamie suddenly lets out his breath in relief, looking blissful.
?What??
?Ahhh, it?s someone with a really empty head...oh, wait, it?s George Bush.?
?Hahaha!?
?Urgh!?
?What now??
?Remind me never to find out how Grawp has his dinnnnneeerrr ? ?
Link to Assassins Inc.:
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2567972/1/Assassins_IncAssassins Inc: This is apparently the best-liked story so far ^^ A blood-and-guts story where teenage murderers rule the world. Warning! This story has absolutely shocking twists you will NOT see coming! Annnd it's complete
Excerpt:
The entrance to the town had never been very fancy, but it was verging on scary now. The sign that read '' Welcome to Gunpointe!'' and, underneath it, '' Population: 88,000'' was streaked with blood and riddled with bullet holes. One of the less busy residents had even taken the time to scribble '' Ghosts: 0, Assassins: 1'' on the bloody sign. It was an elegant touch. A little farther in the security guard who usually sat by the entrance to town had left rather hastily to murder a bunch of children contract killers. He had, in his hurry, left his spare gun on his usual chair. Another elegant touch, the visitor might observe.
(I apologize for the boring excerpt - AI is so long i couldnt pick a decent one! It's 235 pages!!!)
Annnnnnnnnnd ladies and gentlemen, my newset addition!
Link to the Story You Shouldn't Know:
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2642406/1/The_Story_You_Shouldnt_KnowThe Story You Shouldnt Know:: Well, it's a romance one, just so you're warned. It's a bit strange, but i've always wanted to write it - basically the devil, Satan's son, and a half-angel good girl meet and suddenly everything they've known is jumbled up.
i'm currently in shock. i just posted this story and i got SIX REVIEWS while i was POSTING this! Oh...My...God. Romance
does sell! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Scary, man! *cough* anyway.
Excerpt:
Everywhere, as far as she could hear, all the wolves were howling and all the donkeys were braying. Over and over and over again.
She remembered something she had no idea where she?d picked it up, but it suddenly made her shiver.
It is said that when wolves and dogs howl at an unusual time, and when the animals cry for no apparent reason, it is because they have seen the devil.
The greatest evil there ever was.
Whew, that was one looo-oo-nong post! I suck at summaries xD Anyway, i'd appreciate it if those who read it review while they're at it... if there's anybody left who hasnt read anything...well, apart from the Story.
And to ME'05 and Zaky, there's also the House of Horror. But that one's confidential ^^
Meggy, any chance for my addiction (SA!!!!!!!!!) to be updated??
