Quotes

[atoc6779950]

i live in ireland! He lives in ireland too! any way, it wasnt a joke, he was actually asking.

[Hopeful]

"Do these stairs go up or down?"- some guy on a cruise   

[Claudi - Ann]

'Carpe Diem. Seize the day' Kearsney College and 'Veritas et Vires, Knowlege is Power' cant remember where I picked up the latin anymore. I think it was someones family crest.

[Aiven]

Doesn't "veritas" mean truth? "Truth is power", yeah, guess that it's the same as "knowledge is power". I forgot my family moto.

[allUK3473]

My fav quote is from Comedian Demitri Martan, "Grapes are the fruit of opportunity. If you get a bad apple, then it's bad. But if you have a bad grape, there's always another one that maybe good!" Such an inspiring thought, isn't it?

[too_evil]

I like this quote "You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them."
       - Anonymous

[rockonrider]

" If you elect me president i'll pull out of Iraq and invade some real wussies like Spain" From Mock the week ( if you've seen the show, you'll know i've edited the quote slightly)

[redrose_blackribbon]

I keep a quote book, so here we go:

Jeremy: People 20 years ago were stupid!
Nick: In twenty years people will say that about you.
Me: We don't have to wait 20 years Nick, we already say that.
(And I was insanely proud to think of something so clever without pausing)

Garrett: Why would you be driving too fast with faulty brakes?
Mr Colquhoun (We call him K-hoon): The fuel economy.

Garrett: (about '1984') If I ruled an entire country like that, I would give everyone bubbles.

Me: (signing) Rent rent rent rent rent! How we gonna pay Rent?
Mom: Get a job.
I just sorta groaned and went "Mom!"

Carlee: My parents aren't very clever...they gave me the bedroom next to the tree!

Brittany: You know how guys are? We ask, am I fat? And you say "No!" and we say "Ahhh!" and leave and slam the door. So it's the truth! You all think we're fat.
This was one really random thing Brittany said. I have no idea where it came from.

Mr. Tichenor: What I really hate is bad teaching.
AJ: Ah, irony.

AJ: Mrs. Morgan, have you always wanted to be a substitute teacher?

[Horowitz Bell]

"Drago Dormiens Numquam Titillandus" Hogwarts motto

It means never tickle a sleeping dragon 


"Chapman: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[JARRING CHORD]


[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang]

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

YAY Monty Python 

[mrkiscool]

i live in ireland! He lives in ireland too! any way, it wasnt a joke, he was actually asking.

sorry
anyway
" Dear BBC why are you wasting valuable time reading this letter"- mock the week

[05jellis]

lol
"dear bbc, How did you make those hippos swim in a circle?!"- mock the week

[stuj90]

"Dear BBC, why are you reading my letter in such a weird voice?" (Ahh two days to go.) Russel's was the best quote of all time though, the hippos one that is.
"People are the worst kind of people" Myself aged 7 - I'm really quite wise aren't I

[chogirl92]

"Legs on Pies."

[alexrider_luver]

I dream of a world where the chicken can cross the road and not have his motives questioned

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray that it's not a train

I was lying in bed thinking "Boy, you're cute." Then I took the mirror off my ceiling and went to bed

[too_evil]

"Just because I'm not smart dosen't mean I'm beautiful" My very confused friend